Posts Tagged ‘ Humor ’

30 Day Challenge: Day 13

It’s finally the 1st of November and due to severe mishaps and roadblocks (Internet failure, moving, and inevitable procrastination) the 30 Day Challenge has been reduced to a set pattern of ideas to use to keep the heartbeat of my blog at a steady pace. Regardless I’m writing, which right now kinda surprises even me since my novel is in production.
Now I bring Day 13: My Opinion About my Body and How Comfortable I am With It.

The subject has been met with mixed reactions within myself. For now lets just say…

I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT.

30 Day Challenge: Day 12

Day Twelve: Five Guys Whom I Find Attractive.

Sorry folks, but I am Heterosexual, therefore my realm of attraction lies in those with a genetic sprouting from a X chromosome. So here are Five Girls Whom I Find Attractive.

  1. Zooey Deschanel – Every time I see her in a movie I have to strategically turn myself a few degrees from whoever is in the room.
  2. Scarlett Johansson – The Avengers. Need I say more?
  3. Lily Collins – Standing ovation to Phill.
  4. Emma Stone – You knew there was a 99% chance she would be on this list
  5. Some Girl I Fail to Remember at the Moment– And I won’t try to guess…

30 Day Challenge: Day 8

For Day Eight of the challenge, I am to write down What I Ate Today.

Well, I’ll start off by saying that no one reads a good post at ten in the evening (Yes, I’m giving that weird stare at you good citizen) so I decided it would be best to write what I devoured yesterday.

I began the day right with my usual combination of eggs and bacon, casually mixed within an omelette like shape (or what I tried to shape as an omelette) and a glass of milk. I call it a power combo, only because they say it’s good for my daily workout.
Mid Day arrives and I break the dieting rule by purchasing a 44oz. soda from a convenience store. (*hides head in shame*) Nothing was stuffed into my pie-hole until later in the night when I was kindly invited by my best friend for dinner at his place, serving spaghetti and a little…”extra”.

30 Day Challenge: Day 7

Day seven has come around and now I get to list Five Pet Peeves.

There are many things that absolutely boil my blood. Things I wish I could eradicate from the face of this planet (or wipe from human minds). As much as I may hate them, the only thing I can do is complain about them.

  1. Eating with Your Mouth Open/Making Noise while Eating– If you want to send shivers down my spine, please don’t hesitate in performing these two actions. Manners people, manners.
  2. Not Meaning What You Say– If you say anything, make sure you mean it with everything you have inside you. If you didn’t the first time, you probably shouldn’t have said it at all.
  3. Stupidity– Need I say more? Grow a brain or dig a hole; the choice is yours.
  4. Cutting Your Tongue on Jolly Ranchers– It hurts.
  5. Waking Up With Messy Hair– Come on, I have an image to maintain and I can’t do that if it looks as if gerbils have moved in the follicle jungle overnight.

30 Day Challenge: Day 4

For Day Four, the next on the challenge list is to Bullet My Whole Day.

  • I wake up at 11:05, picking up my cell phone to check the time in a zombie-like fashion.
  • I manage to stumble to the bathroom to commence with shower.
  • *censored*
  • I find a suitable outfit to slip into that doesn’t conflict with work policies.
  • I gather my belongings for the bike ride to the occupational facility.
  • I ride my bike to said occupational facility.
  • I walk in and almost instantly, a sense of dread and depression fills my body.
  • My shift begins and I sit at my designated workstation which doubles as a prison cell.
  • I get my first call after pulling up the necessary systems to do my job “properly”.
  • My blood pressure rises as the customer yells with enough volume to rupture both eardrums.
  • (Repeat above for two hours.)
  • Break time arrives in which I walk several feet to another room simply to sit back down.
  • It’s over and the yelling continues for two more hours.
  • Lunch with Friends.
  • Back to the phone for four more hours till end of jail sentence.
  • I hop back on my dual-wheeled transportation device and peddle my way back home while listening to relaxing Skrillex.
  • I arrive and crash onto my bed. Then I turn on my Xbox to kill Covenant forces in therapeutic relaxation.

That’s my day. My week on repeat.